
“Dude… where’s my stroller?”
For the dads who swear they parked it right there. Equal parts funny and accurate, this tee is made for park days, stroller parking confusion, and fully leaning into dad life.
It’s one of those designs that gets a second look—and usually a laugh from anyone who’s been there.
Product Details
Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001, a classic unisex jersey tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft, lightweight, and made for all-day wear.
Ribbed knit collar to maintain shape
Tapered shoulders for a better fit over time
Dual side seams to hold structure wear after wear
Fabric & Feel
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Lightweight (4.2 oz) and breathable
Easy to layer and comfortable in warm weather
Fabric blends:
Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Fit & Style
Unisex retail fit
True to size
Crew neckline for a clean, everyday look
Additional Info
Tear-away label for comfort
Made in humane, sustainable conditions
Part of the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certified
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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